Spam As Folk Art for 2004 December 8

I think you mean "poison", guvnor.

Also because they are already employing you. Please stop phoning them.

Which as this next slide shows, signifies a very real 78% drop from our third-quarter average. I know most of us are dead in the winter, but malaria infection represents a 24-hour global marketplace, in the 21st century.

Well, except people taking some of the stronger hallucinogens. But we wouldn't advise buying anything from them.

Do not attempt to operate machinery or mix fruit smoothies, within eight hours of taking.

Are you quite sure you're using that verb correctly?

Shockproof, waterproof and it tells the right time twice a day.

It's mid-afternoon. You really shouldn't have had that Rolex tattoo done, you know.

Now, if only I had some sort of watch, I'd know when that was.